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AAS
AND
AFIAK
AFK

B/F
B4
B4N
BAK
BAU
BBL
BC
BCNU
BF
BFN
BM&Y
BOL
BRB
BTA
BTW

CMIIW
CUL8R
CYA
D/L
DEGT
DIKU
DQMOT
DTS

EMA
EOD

F2F
FBM
FOCML
FTB
FWIW
FYI

G/F
G2G
GA
GAL
GFI
GG
GL/HF
GLNG
GMTA
GOL
GTRM

HAGN
HAGO
HAND
HF
HHS
HOAS
HRU

IB
IC
ICBW
IDK
IDTS
IIRC
ILBL8
ILU
IMHO
IMNSHO
INAL
IOW
IRMC
IUSS
IYKWIM
IYO

JAC
JIK
JK

KIT
KOTC
L8R
LD
LOL
LTNS

 

Alive and smiling
Any day now
As far as I know
Away from keyboard

Boyfriend
Before
Bye for now
Back at keyboard
Business as usual
Be back later
Because
Be seein’ you
Best friend
Bye for now
Between me and you
Best of Luck
Be right back
But then again
By the way

Correct me if I’m wrong
See you later
See ya
Download
Don’t even go there
Do I know you?

Don’t think so

E-mail address
End of day

Face to face
Fine by me
Falling off my chair laughing
Filling in the blank
For what it’s worth
For your information

Girlfriend
Got to go
Go ahead
Get a life
Go for it
Gotta go
Good luck, have fun
Good luck next game
Great minds think alike
Giggling out loud
Going to read mail

Have a good night
Have a good one
Have a nice day
Have fun
Head hanging in shame
Hold on a second
How are you?

I’m back
I see
It could be worse
I don’t know
I don’t think so
If I remember correctly
I’ll be late
I love you
In my humble opinion
In my not so humble opinion
I’m not a lawyer
In other words
I rest my case
If you say so
If you know what I mean
In your opinion

Just a sec
Just in case
Just kidding

Keep in touch
Kiss on the cheek
Later
Later,  dude
Laughing out loud
Long time no see

 

MUSM

NBD
NM
NMH
NP
NW

OIC
OO
OOH
OOTD
OTB
OTOH
OTTOMH
OTW

PDQ
PLZ
PMFJI
POAHF
POS
PPL
PXT
PU

QIK

RL
RME
ROTFL

SICNR
SMHID
SOMY
SPK
SPST
SS
SSDD
SSINF
STW
SUITM
SUL
SUP

TA
TAM
TBH
TC
THX
TMI
TMWFI
TPM
TPTB
TTFN
TTTT
TTYL
TTYS
TU
TYT
TYVM

UGTBK
UL
UR
UV
UW

WAM
WAN2TLK
WB
WK
WKD
WTG
WTH
WU?
WUF?
WWYC
WYSIWYG

YBS
YGBKM
YW
 

Miss you so much

No big deal
nothing much/never mind
Not much here
No problem
No way

Oh, I see
Over and out
Out of here
One of these days
Off to bed
On the other hand
Off the top of my head
Off to work

Pretty darn quick
Please
Pardon me for jumping in
Put on a happy face
Parent over shoulder
People
Please explain that
That stinks!

Quick

Real life
Rolling my eyes
Rolling on the floor laughing

Sorry, I could not resist
Scratching my head in disbelief
Sick of me yet?
Speak
Same place, same time
So sorry
Same stuff, different day
So stupid it’s not funny
Search the web
See you in the morning
See you later
So what’s up

Thanks a lot
Tomorrow a.m.
To be honest
Take care
Thanks
Too much information
Take my word for it
Tomorrow p.m.
The powers that be
Ta-ta for now
These things take time
Talk to you later
Talk to you soon
Thank you
Take your time
Thank you very much

You’ve got to be kidding
Upload
You/you’re
Unpleasant visual
You’re welcome

Wait a minute
Want to talk

COMMON SEXTING ACRONYMS:

1. IWSN - I want sex now

2. GNOC - Get naked on camera

3. NIFOC - Naked in front of computer

4. PIR - Parent in room

5 CU46 - See you for sex

6. 53X - Sex

7. 9 - Parent watching

8. 99 - Parent gone

9. 1174' - Party meeting place

10. THOT - That hoe over there

11. CID - Acid (the drug)

12. Broken - Hungover from alcohol

13. 420 - Marijuana

14. POS - Parent over shoulder

15. SUGARPIC - Suggestive or erotic photo

16. KOTL - Kiss on the lips

17. (L)MIRL - Let's meet in real life

18. PRON - Porn

19. TDTM - Talk dirty to me

20. 8 - Oral sex

21. CD9 - Parents around/Code 9

22. IPN - I'm posting naked

23. LH6 - Let's have sex

24. WTTP - Want to trade pictures?

25. DOC - Drug of choice

26. TWD - Texting while driving

27. GYPO - Get your pants off

28. KPC- Keeping parents clueless
 

Welcome back
Week
Weekend
Way to go
Wat the heck?
What’s up?
Where are you from?
Write when you can
What you see is what you get

You’ll be sorry
You’ve gotta be kidding me
You’re welcome
 

See Reddit for special acronyms for that site.

INTERESTING FAQ:  While you might think that the young just invented these acronyms, that’s not actually true for some of the most popular ones.  Take, for example the ubiquitous “LOL.”  This one was used back in the days of Usenet, the early Internet discussion forum, way before texting was even invented!

CLICK HERE FOR AN EXCELLENT LINK TO A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF CHAT ABBREVIATIONS, SMILEY FACES & EMOTICONS, ONLINE AUCTION & CLASSIFIED AD ABBREVIATIONS AND ONLINE PERSONAL ABBREVIATIONS. Also HERE.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE TEEN CHAT DECODER THROUGH CNET. THIS USEFUL LITTLE PROGRAM LET’S YOU CRACK THE SECRET CODE YOUR TEENAGER USES ON LINE, IN CHAT ROOMS, INSTANT AND TEXT MESSAGES, ETC.

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all seeing eye emoji9/2015 - Apple introduces a listing of new emojis,all seeing eye emoji poster including the “all-seeing-eye” pictogram which initially confused many users.  Turns out it wasn’t intended to refer to the Illuminati or a New World Order or even NSA surveillance.  It was revealed that the emoji was developed as part of “I am a witness,” an international effort to stop online bullying.  Apparently, it is expected that kids who witness online bullying will use the emoji to flag bad behavior and let the bullies know that others are watching.

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